April 24, 2014
American english is like real english but badly spelled…
damn England, guess we changed your damn spelling for a reason. GO AMERICA. WE ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO SPELL!
i’m not British, but it’s pretty amazing that a lot of the words I have to think twice about while typing are on this list. All those -ise vs -ize, get me everytime. i don’t know why. Maybe I read a lot of British books as a kid?
Again, nothing in this world scares me more than monkeys with firearms.
(when i started this blog 6 years ago i posted a ton of monkey with firearm photos. this bit has come back around)
Yesterday was Staff Appreciation Day in the corporate world. In years past my company has got us some cool shit like free Movie passes, amazon gift cards, and some useful stuff, like umbrellas and hats and flashlights.
this year, yikes. They got us the above. An expressionless head, with a magnet on top, and some paper clips to put on said magnet. Men got a male head, and Women, a female one. They got us office supplies. if i needed paper clips, i can call a department and have them at my desk in minutes.
The guy that sits at my desk in the morning decided to make the gift more interactive. It was a welcome treat when i came in today. See the above.
April 23, 2014
It’s Hump Day, and that means - Super Free Wednesday time! Our house improv teams perform all night, starting at 7pm!
come to the 8PM show…or better yet, come to any or all of the shows. it’s a pretty great and stacked night of FREE comedy in NYC!
“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
HOTH WEEK: Day 3 of 4
April 22, 2014
April 21, 2014
Ok…while I don’t think that I have ADHD, i relate to almost everyone of the things he lists. To me, this is just being human. Does anyone NOT relate to everything he says?
April 17, 2014
Today in HIstory: 4 Non Blondes creates Steampunk.
Foreing & Domestic.
yes this is a real commercial for a real product.
These are great, and this one also happens to be almost my biggest pet peeve. Whether on the sidewalk or in the mall, get out of my fucking way. I can’t stand it when people amble.
damn, i owned/own 32 of the 40. the completist in me is angry.
April 16, 2014