March 07, 2014
White people in a non Euro centric history class
March 06, 2014
If you haven’t seen Future Islands’ Letterman performance, you really, really should. —Lars
i’m hating how much i’m loving this. this singer is captivating.
March 05, 2014
the eyes….don’t look into the eyes.
March 04, 2014
I answer phones for a living. I’ve come to notice a trend where people seem to be dialing the office and then have no concept of how phones work after that. If you are dialing, you then have to LISTEN and wait for someone on the other end to pick up and acknowledge you. Be patient. LISTEN to what the person says. I say the name of company as a greeting. If those words don’t sound like the business you are calling, assume you mis-dialed.
“Lawfirm & Lawfirm”
“Hi, i like an order for delivery.”
Wrong. you didn’t listen.
“Lawfirm & Lawfirm.”
“Yes, hello, how can I help you?”
“Hi, I’m here, how can i help you?”
“Who is this?”
“You just called us sir. This is Lawfirm and Lawfirm, we are a real estate lawfirm.”
“Hi. Ok. I’d like an order for delivery.”
Again, wrong. Talking on the phone is a two way street. I listen to your information, and you listen to mine. I’ll poop in your butt hole and then you will poop it back into my butt and we will keep doing it back and forth with the same poop. Forever.
“Lawfirm and Lawfirm.”
“Hello Lawfirm and Lawfirm.” [BTW, i hate this joke]
“How can i help you?”
“Oh, this is a person?”
“yes it is.”
“Ok, great. i’d like to make an order for delivery.”
Who knew tater tots were so versatile? Now I’m in the mood for tots.
FLAWLESS ADDITION TO THE DANCING FOOD GIF FAMILY