“Nobody comes out of a mediocre performance of Hamlet seething with rage because it didn’t make them cry. But just listen to people coming out of a comedy that didn’t make them laugh.” — Terry Jones
what do you propose?
it’s simple… we… uh… kill the fatman
this joker ate all the other jokers.
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today this boys hopes and dreams were crushed
ARRRRGG!
scariest thing i’ve seen in a while
hey, that’s a cool…whip. wait a minute. O.I.C.
At work: me and the Pope Squirrel
sammy sosa corked his face
Wow! Wow? Wowwowowowow. This is an undoctored photo of Sammy Sosa taken in Vegas this week. This is what he used to look like.
As Sammy would say, “Tha’s alotta work man”
wow, sammy sosa had some work done, huh. and his girl has 2 diff sized boob-cicles.
Nutritiotional Value of Dog Meat:
Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy 260 kcal 1100 kJ
Carbohydrates 0.1 g
Dietary fiber 0 g
Fat 20.2 g
Protein 19 g
Water 60.1 g
Vitamin A equiv. 3.6 μg 0%
Thiamine (Vit. B1) 0.12 mg 9%
Riboflavin (Vit. B2) 0.18 mg 12%
Niacin (Vit. B3) 1.9 mg 13%
Vitamin C 3 mg 5%
Calcium 8 mg 1%
Iron 2.8 mg 22%
Phosphorus 168 mg 24%
Potassium 270 mg 6%
Sodium 72 mg 3%
Ash 0.8 g
Percentages are relative to US
recommendations for adults.
Source: Yong-Geun Ann (1999)
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i’m now 30. don’t know about the staring at children thing, but the fart smell comes and goes.