Will Zone's A PUBLIC FLOGGING

January 30, 2012

this is me in the cat food aisle.
“Honey, what do you mean you don’t know what brand?  All the bags are yellow!  What?  I’m not gonna read you the ingredients!  Ok. fine…fine.   Fine.  Why would cat food have ash in it?  Wait.  Yea, this one has ash in it.  A twenty pound bag?  if you were getting it, how big would the bag be?  10lbs.  Fine.  Yes, I’m very strong.  Wait.  What?  And wet food?  There are literally 1000 differnt types of wet food.  Why would it have ash in it? Shit.  This one has ash.  Sheba?  Sheba! SHE-BA!  I’m hanging up.  No, i can’t carry all that AND litter.”

this is me in the cat food aisle.

“Honey, what do you mean you don’t know what brand?  All the bags are yellow!  What?  I’m not gonna read you the ingredients!  Ok. fine…fine.   Fine.  Why would cat food have ash in it?  Wait.  Yea, this one has ash in it.  A twenty pound bag?  if you were getting it, how big would the bag be?  10lbs.  Fine.  Yes, I’m very strong.  Wait.  What?  And wet food?  There are literally 1000 differnt types of wet food.  Why would it have ash in it? Shit.  This one has ash.  Sheba?  Sheba! SHE-BA!  I’m hanging up.  No, i can’t carry all that AND litter.”

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